The secret to life

Food is awesome.
Food is the secret to life.
Without food, we wouldn’t exist.

Very profound don’t you think? We’ll ignore the face that there are other factors that determine whether or not we could exist. We’ll focus on the fact that food is what makes the world go round. The economy is based on food. Every industry is based on food. Even my fat bottom is based on food. If there wasn’t food, people wouldn’t have anything to eat, so they wouldn’t go to work. Which means that any given industry wouldn’t produce, which means the economy would fail. And then the fish would really be laughing.

Maybe I should go exercise now.